Mitt Romney knows what it’s like to be poor as much as John Travolta knows what it’s like to be with a woman.
There was a girl I know who was talking about how she’s now living next to a Jonas brother.
I thought it was that’s kinda cool until I found it was Kevin.
If I were her I’d consider moving again.
Abracadabra: I made make my chin and your boner disappear
When i said “How could the movie Titanic be anymore overrated?” it wasn’t meant to be a challenge
As an Australian living in America
Here’s a list of things I don’t get:
- Republicans
- How outback stake house is somehow Australian
- People who pay $20 to see Titanic when it’s in their DVD collection
