Off to DC tonight and another weekend trip to NYC. Also fullfilling my seven year dream of experiencing Fleet Week in NYC (thank you sex and the city). *Cue the seaman jokes*
So my poor blog will be neglected as I tend to my social life for once and my bank account emptied. But I do have a couple of things on que.
Hope you guys have a wonderful weekend, or if you’re in America like me at the moment, long weekend!
Lots of Love,
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I'm Emily, 20, a pop culture enthusiast, television connoisseur and a sometimes writer of funny. I enjoy a good dick or fart joke and have a strong dislike for Ashton Kutcher movies.
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