I'm Emily, 20, a pop culture enthusiast and aspiring momager. I enjoy a good dick or fart joke and have a strong dislike for Ashton Kutcher movies.


Praise for the sittingovation blog:

"Going through Emily's blog is my favourite thing to do- besides touching young boys."
-The Pope

"Emily, that's not funny; that's disgusting. Don't post things about the church."
-Emily's Dad

"Herpapsnthhhawawatheehawatha"
-Helen Keller

"I don't like Indians"
-Emily's grandmother


"This blog is better than anything I've produced."
- Your parents

"She fo shizzle one cray cray nigga"
-White people

"She's totally funnier than me! But hey, who isn't?"
-Dane Cook

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