mother fuck fuck fuck fuck mother fucking fuckity fuck.
fuck.
About
I'm Emily, 20, a pop culture enthusiast, television connoisseur and a sometimes writer of funny. I enjoy a good dick or fart joke and have a strong dislike for Ashton Kutcher movies.
Praise for the sittingovation blog:
"Going through Emily's blog is my favourite thing to do- besides touching young boys."
-The Pope
"Emily, that's not funny; that's disgusting. Don't post things about the church."
-Emily's Dad
"Herpapsnthhhawawatheehawatha"
-Helen Keller
"I don't like Indians"
-Emily's grandmother
"This blog is better than anything I've produced."
- Your parents
"She fo shizzle one cray cray nigga"
-White people
"She's totally funnier than me! But hey, who isn't?"
-Dane Cook
"Are you gonna eat that?"
-Emily
