January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2011
womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
4 tags
I’ve just finished watching the BBC Pride & Prejudice mini series in one sitting. No doubt the coolest way to spend your Friday night fo sure.
2 tags
I used to think I had the worst last name. Until today I met someone with the last name Head, first name Richard.
But I think his parents are the real Richard Heads in this situation.
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Excuse me while
ingalacornicum:
1 tag
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
infinityongay:
don’t use the word abortion i was aborted
operator: hello, 911 here. what is your emergency?
me: i am.... dying......
operator: stay calm, m'am. stay on the ph-
me: of.... boredom.....
operator: what
me: bye