bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and That’ll work
every time they play that “just a friend” song on mtv by a wannabe justin bieber all i can think of was that time on it’s alway sunny when dennis and sweet dee sang it when they were addicted to crack. every. fucking. time.
rapewhistled: i dont care if im holding another human being from falling off a clif i will let go to do that air drum solo from that phil collins song
my god what is the point of the biggest loser. If i want to see a fat person cry i’ll tell my dad there’s no more ice cream.
coming to theaters soon: a movie where an essay is due in less than 12 hours and the student has only half written the introduction - based off my life story.
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop totes ma goats for this