February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only
panderlust:
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
xenons:
have you ever just laid in bed and cried and cried because you think you’re ugly? because i haven’t. thank u jesus for making me beautiful.
Watchtlyudacris:
mormondad:
this show is my life
the best
cashier: will that be cash or credit
lady gaga: i'll take credit thanks
lady gaga: i'll take credit for EVERYTHING
attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you taLKING ABOUT
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
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mother fuck fuck fuck fuck mother fucking fuckity fuck.
fuck.
annefranksgasmask:
If Joan Rivers was my mom I’d be laughing at her jokes 24/7 Melissa is so ungrateful and rude
oh thank the lord i’m not the only one who feels these feelings
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So tonight was my first night of watching American television and it was awesome for the following reasons:
Louis CK on Parks and Rec
The Office cold opening was of their season 2-3 quality
AND now Joan Rivers on Letterman
AND then Craig Ferguson after that
You did good television, you did good.
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thedeclarationofindependence:
*gets stolen by nicolas cage*
