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saladfanclub:

when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs

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slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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tinasinatra:

Ava Gardner, 1943

tinasinatra:

Ava Gardner, 1943

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right now i am completely obliterated and in lieu of penis i have a computer in my hand and i don’t know which results in more of a mess on my hands. 

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

I WARNED YOU OF AMY’S AMAZINGNESS AND NOW YOU LISTEN

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astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it


it’s not there? Are you saying it’s missouring?

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

it’s not there? Are you saying it’s missouring?

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

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Fuck off grandad I don’t need this

Fuck off grandad I don’t need this

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

Just sleep with the right man honey and you end up with 2 outta the 3 

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All I’m saying is that I had the weirdest night of my life that at least resulted in me hooking up with a hot 32 year old Matt Damon look alike. So all good.

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