oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
right now i am completely obliterated and in lieu of penis i have a computer in my hand and i don’t know which results in more of a mess on my hands.
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
I WARNED YOU OF AMY’S AMAZINGNESS AND NOW YOU LISTEN
shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist
i fucking knew it
it’s not there? Are you saying it’s missouring?
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
Just sleep with the right man honey and you end up with 2 outta the 3